Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are getting a divorce. Kanye and Kim Kardashian, naming their child North. Oh and of course everyone knows Bruce Jenner is now Caitlyn Jenner. Kardashian this, Kardashian that, Kardashian whacked someone with a Wiffle ball bat!
Seriously, the Kardashian family has literally monopolized all celebrity news ever since the rapper Ray J put them in the headlines. It is one thing to have a reality TV show about them, which is enjoyable at times, but it is another to turn on TV and find one member or another of their clan being interviewed or being featured. Then there was that Kim Kardashian trying to break the internet with her booty spectacle a few months back. Come on people! To get some attention away from Kim Kardashian and her ilk, the following is an appreciation of booties that are even more bodacious than the “internet breaking” booty of Kim Kardashian.
Anyone who says Rihanna’s booty is inferior to that of Kim Kardashian is raving mad. The Bodacious Barbadian beauty is a real-life Cinderella and anybody would be glad to let her fine booty under their umbrella-ella-ella. Riri and her booty are simply unbeatable and no woman can match her derriere. One is pretty sure that those dangerous bombshells have broken several pair of apple bottom jeans that simply could not contain her explosive booty. One thing is for certain, that booty is so fine it can break the internet if her fans wanted to, but why would they do that when the internet is their only portal to appreciate some Rihanna booty?
Other Booty Candidates
Aside from Rihanna, there are several long-standing derriere queens that have consistently outshined Kardashian’s bum. One needs only to look at some images of Beyonce booty and J Lo booty to immediately put Kim Kardashian’s behind in the rearview mirror. Beyonce and J Lo’s bottoms have featured in men’s fantasies for over a decade and no upstart is going to keep them in the background for even a second. J Lo’s booty wouldn’t have been featured in MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch against Madonna’s chest if they were not up to the task. Seriously, though, Beyonce and J Lo’s booty continue to amaze men and women alike and age seems too kind to their behind as their booty remain awesome through the years.
Even in the current generation of celebrities, Kim Kardashian still has some booty-full competition. A quick glimpse at some Miley Cyrus booty and Nicki Minaj booty along with the body and faces they are attached to would immediately make you think twice about whose derriere reigns supreme. The Anaconda and Wrecking Ball artists would give Kim or any of her relatives a run for their money in a battle of the backsides.
Do not get me wrong, Kim Kardashian’s curves are amazing even by today’s standards, but the general populace should take the time to appreciate other celebrity’s derriere from time to time. If you are sick of seeing her booty in the news and features then take some time to turn on MTV.